Take a look at the fun cactus puns we've rounded up here, which all include a type of cactus.Ĥ1.A cactus gets asked to contribute to a charity.
You can use the different varieties of these plants to create your jokes. Orange you glad I didn't say cactus? Plant Puns Knock, Knock JokesĮveryone likes knock, knock jokes and if they're cacti related, they are bound to get to the point. Have a read of our funny puns, then see if you can make up a few cactus-related puns yourself. It doesn't matter where it is, it's still a cactus!ġ3.What did the happy cactus say to the grumpy cactus? Don't be so prickly.ġ5.Is there something wrong with your cactus? Yes, but I can't put my finger on it.ġ6.If you bump into a person, you should say, "Excuse me." But what should you say if you bump into a cactus? "Ouch!"ġ7.What's the one job you shouldn't give a cactus at your birthday party if he asks how he can help? Blowing up the balloons!ġ8.What did the porcupine say to the cactus? "Hey there, good looking."ġ9.Why is it so hard to come up with a cactus joke? Because it is such a thorny problem.Ģ0.What do you call it when a whole bunch of cactus fall over? A cac-tas-trophy.Ģ1.What did the boy cactus say to the girl cactus? You prickle my fancy.Ģ2.What did the little cacti say to the big cactus when they were running away? Cactus if you can.Ģ3.Why didn't the cactus have friends? He was a bit prickly.Ģ4.Where does the head of all the cacti keep his armies? In his sleevies. Practise these until you know them well enough to retell naturally.ģ.What did one cactus say to the other cactus? "Stick with me and we'll go places."Ĥ.Why did the cactus cross the road? It got stuck to the chicken.ĥ.What did one cactus say to the fancy cactus? You're looking sharp!Ħ.Why do coyotes howl in the night? Because they can only see the cacti in the day.ħ.What did one cactus say to the other cactus? Let's stick together.Ĩ.What did the boy cactus say to the girl cactus? We make a prickly pair.ĩ.What did the cactus say when he was robbing the bank? Stick 'em up.ġ0.What did the porcupine say to the cactus? Is that you, Dad?ġ1.What does a cactus wear to a business meeting? A cac-tie.ġ2.What do you call a cactus on a plane? A cactus. Make your friends laugh by 'planting' these great cactus one liners in your conversation.ġ.I know there's something wrong with my cactus, but I just can't put my finger on it.Ģ.The worst thing about dropping a cactus is catching it.
Image © Christoph Von Gelhorn on Unsplash. If you have a cactus, how should you handle your prickly plant? Carefully! There are 1,750 different kinds of cactus, whilst wild cacti can live hundreds of years, houseplant cacti usually only last about 10 years. This means they store water in their leaves, which is how they can survive long periods of drought and like the dry conditions of a desert. And why not have a go at making up a few cactus puns of your own? Who knows? You might even 'scratch' a living as a comedian!īefore you get started with the puns and jokes, did you know that the plural of cactus is cacti? Cacti belong to the succulent family of plants. Practise the great cacti jokes below, then share them with your friends.
0 kommentar(er)
